Kentucky Unicorn

Summary

A chronically ill man finds an unlikely opportunity for revenge against his neighbor's abusive boyfriend, Colton. After Colton mercilessly mocks the narrator's severe physical disabilities, throws a local boy into toxic mud, and strikes the narrator, a gruesome display of joint-popping causes the bully to violently vomit and pass out. Aided by three young neighborhood boys, the narrator binds Colton to a chair with heavy-duty zip-ties and exacts a humiliating, darkly comedic retribution using a massive rubber dildo called "The Patriot".